Top 5 Funny Candles for Friends Who Need a Laugh
If your best mate is having one of those weeks, forget the flowers — what they really need is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud, funny candle that tells it like it is. Whether they’re drowning in deadlines or just living in their glorious chaos, a sassy candle that smells amazing and hypes them up? That’s peak self-care in 2025.
Here’s our roundup of the top 5 funny candles from Glorious AF — all designed to make your friends laugh, feel seen, and smell glorious while doing it.
1. Rise and F*cking Slay
💬 “Rise and fucking slay, you dazzling slice of chaos.”
This is not just a candle - it’s a war cry. Ideal for the friend who thrives in mayhem and still shows up looking iconic. Light this and channel unstoppable energy, questionable choices, and top-tier sparkle.
🔥 Why they’ll love it: It’s the hype-girl energy they didn’t know they needed - with a scent that says main character vibes only.
2. Go Forth and Wreck It
💬 “Go forth and wreck this day with your majestic badassery.
A motivational slap in the face (in the nicest possible way). This one’s for the go-getters, the tired-but-still-thriving crew, and anyone who deserves a little moment of candlelit glory before conquering the chaos.
🔥 Why they’ll love it: It’s the scent of ambition, rebellion, and not giving up - even when the coffee’s run out.
3. Manifesting Mayhem
💬 “Manifesting mayhem, magic, and couldn’t-give-a-fuckery.”
For your witchy friend with chaotic good energy and a sixth sense for spotting bullshit. Whether they’re charging crystals or dodging responsibilities, this funny candle captures the vibe perfectly.
🔥 Why they’ll love it: It smells like spells, sass, and staying unbothered.
4. Unbothered Legend
💬 “Strut through the bullshit like the unbothered legend you are.”
This is the candle equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away from a burning building - completely unfazed. It’s for the friend who deals with drama like a pro and leaves chaos in their scented wake.
🔥 Why they’ll love it: It’s a gentle reminder that being unbothered is a full-time vibe - and they’re smashing it.
5. The Whole Damn Monarchy
💬 “Not just a queen. The whole damn monarchy.”
No explanation needed. This is for the royalty in your life — the drama queens, powerhouses, and people who enter every room like they own it. If they were born to rule (even just the group chat), this one’s theirs.
🔥 Why they’ll love it: It’s sass in a jar — and smells like confidence, power, and possibly a designer handbag.
Honourable Mentions (Because You’re Clearly a Candle Overachiever)
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Power Surge
💬 “You’re a walking power surge in a world full of dim bulbs.”
Perfect for the overachiever who runs on iced coffee and audacity. -
Main Character Energy
💬 “Dosed up on main character energy, and looking fabulous.”
For the one who treats the pavement like a catwalk. Obviously. -
Not Here to Blend In
💬 “You weren’t born to blend in, you glorious shit-stirring miracle.”
Equal parts roast and compliment — ideal for your loudest, proudest bestie.
Why Funny Candles Are the Best Gifts for 2025
Because they’re bold. They’re real. And they say what we’re all thinking - just with better fonts and phenomenal scents. Whether your friend is celebrating, spiralling, or somewhere in between, a funny candle is the ultimate feel-good gift.
✅ Makes them laugh
✅ Smells divine
✅ Doubles as therapy (well, almost)
Final Thoughts: Light It. Laugh Hard. Repeat.
In a world full of beige energy and toxic positivity, Glorious AF’s funny candles offer something better - honesty, humour, and a whole lot of attitude. Gift one to your friend, your work wife, or your beautifully chaotic self.
Because let’s be honest — nothing says “I love you” quite like a candle that swears at you a little.