"Manifesting Mayhem" Funny Candle
"Manifesting Mayhem" Funny Candle
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Quote: "Manifesting mayhem, magic, and couldn’t-give-a-fuckery."
For the spiritually chaotic and delightfully unpredictable. Burn this while flailing through your to-do list in sequins, staging dramatic solo kitchen discos, or contemplating the cosmos in your bathrobe. This funny candle doesn’t judge — it just vibes with your glorious mess.
Pick Your Poison (aka Scent Options):
1. OFF DUTY GODDESS
Lavender, Thyme & Ylang Ylang
Wind down, breathe deep and tell the stress to take a hike. This one’s your aromatherapy equivalent of a silk robe and not answering your emails.
2. VIBES FOR DAYS
Bergamot, Lavender, Lemon Tea Tree & Sweet Orange
A sunbeam in a jar. Zesty, citrusy and pure joy — this scent will have you skipping through your to-do list like you’ve got theme music.
3. GLOW UP ENERGY
Bitter Orange, Cypress, Grapefruit & Lime
Bright, bold and buzzing. Light this when you need a mood lift, a vibe shift, or just a reason to get off the sofa.
4. CALM THE HELL DOWN
Bergamot, Lemon & Eucalyptus
Clean, crisp and calming AF. Ideal for those days when everyone’s annoying and you’re one email away from moving to the woods.
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What Makes Glorious AF Candles So Damn Glorious?
Every Glorious AF candle is made from 100% natural soy wax and fragranced with pure essential oils. No synthetic crap. No dodgy toxins. Just clean-burning sass poured by hand in the UK.
Vegan, cruelty-free and fabulously free of judgement.
Size
30cl - 250g wax (approx). 9.8cm x 8.6cm
Shipping
We like to keep it simple (and fast-ish):
Tracked 48 – £3.95 - Arrives within 48 hours after we’ve dispatched it.
Tracked 24 – £4.95 - Feeling impatient? This one lands within 24 hours of dispatch.
We dispatch orders Monday–Friday, usually the next working day after you place it.
Returns
Changed your mind? No drama. We accept returns up to 14 days after your order arrives, as long as the item is in a saleable, unused condition.