"Power Surge" Funny Candle

Quote: "Manifesting mayhem, magic, and couldn’t-give-a-fuckery."

For the spiritually chaotic and delightfully unpredictable. Burn this while flailing through your to-do list in sequins, staging dramatic solo kitchen discos, or contemplating the cosmos in your bathrobe. This funny candle doesn’t judge — it just vibes with your glorious mess.

Pick Your Poison (aka Scent Options):

Pick Your Poison (aka Scent Options):

1. OFF DUTY GODDESS
Lavender, Thyme & Ylang Ylang
Wind down, breathe deep and tell the stress to take a hike. This one’s your aromatherapy equivalent of a silk robe and not answering your emails.

2. VIBES FOR DAYS
Bergamot, Lavender, Lemon Tea Tree & Sweet Orange
A sunbeam in a jar. Zesty, citrusy and pure joy — this scent will have you skipping through your to-do list like you’ve got theme music.

3. GLOW UP ENERGY
Bitter Orange, Cypress, Grapefruit & Lime
Bright, bold and buzzing. Light this when you need a mood lift, a vibe shift, or just a reason to get off the sofa.

4. CALM THE HELL DOWN
Bergamot, Lemon & Eucalyptus
Clean, crisp and calming AF. Ideal for those days when everyone’s annoying and you’re one email away from moving to the woods.