"Born to Stand Out" Funny Candle

Quote: "You weren’t born to blend in, you glorious shit-stirring miracle."

This one’s for the loud laughers, the bold decision-makers, and the absolute chaos gremlins with hearts of gold. You don’t do beige energy. You don’t play small. And you sure as hell weren’t born to keep quiet and colour inside the lines.

A funny candle for the beautifully disruptive — because blending in is for soup, not for you.

Pick Your Poison (aka Scent Options):

1. OFF DUTY GODDESS
Lavender, Thyme & Ylang Ylang
Wind down, breathe deep and tell the stress to take a hike. This one’s your aromatherapy equivalent of a silk robe and not answering your emails.

2. VIBES FOR DAYS
Bergamot, Lavender, Lemon Tea Tree & Sweet Orange
A sunbeam in a jar. Zesty, citrusy and pure joy — this scent will have you skipping through your to-do list like you’ve got theme music.

3. GLOW UP ENERGY
Bitter Orange, Cypress, Grapefruit & Lime
Bright, bold and buzzing. Light this when you need a mood lift, a vibe shift, or just a reason to get off the sofa.

4. CALM THE HELL DOWN
Bergamot, Lemon & Eucalyptus
Clean, crisp and calming AF. Ideal for those days when everyone’s annoying and you’re one email away from moving to the woods.