"Dazzling Chaos" Funny Candle

Quote: "Rise and fucking slay, you dazzling slice of chaos."

Unleash your inner glitterstorm with this bold, badass candle that’s here to hype you up like the life coach you never knew you needed. Whether you’re facing the day or owning the night, this one’s your permission slip to be gloriously unhinged.

A funny candle for the unapologetically chaotic - because basic energy just won’t cut it.

Pick Your Poison (aka Scent Options):

1. OFF DUTY GODDESS
Lavender, Thyme & Ylang Ylang
Wind down, breathe deep and tell the stress to take a hike. This one’s your aromatherapy equivalent of a silk robe and not answering your emails.

2. VIBES FOR DAYS
Bergamot, Lavender, Lemon Tea Tree & Sweet Orange
A sunbeam in a jar. Zesty, citrusy and pure joy — this scent will have you skipping through your to-do list like you’ve got theme music.

3. GLOW UP ENERGY
Bitter Orange, Cypress, Grapefruit & Lime
Bright, bold and buzzing. Light this when you need a mood lift, a vibe shift, or just a reason to get off the sofa.

4. CALM THE HELL DOWN
Bergamot, Lemon & Eucalyptus
Clean, crisp and calming AF. Ideal for those days when everyone’s annoying and you’re one email away from moving to the woods.