Funny candles, made naturally. With unnatural levels of badassery

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Light a candle. Unleash your inner chaos.

Welcome to Glorious AF, where we hand-pour 100% natural soy wax candles infused with essential oils and zero tolerance for boring vibes.

Whether you’re conquering the world, avoiding all responsibilities, or just vibing in your dressing gown like the majestic creature you are — we’ve got a funny candle for that.

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Our funny candles...

🔥 Are made with 100% soy wax & essential oils

🔥 Smell chef’s kiss good without any synthetic crap

🔥 Are hand-poured in the UK by actual human hands

🔥 Come with bold, sweary, confidence-boosting quotes — because life’s too short for beige energy

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  • Smells Divine

    "I got Off Duty Goddess and the scent hits you in the best way. I keep it by my bed and it lifts my mood every morning."

  • Instant Favourite

    "Loved it so much I bought another one as a gift. Natural ingredients, fab quality, and genuinely funny."

  • Pure Good Vibes

    "Smells amazing, looks great, and just makes me feel better. It’s like a little boost of positivity every time I light it."
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